30 Witty Parenting Memes For Mothers Juggling the 9-5 Hustle and Raising Kiddos (May 24, 2024)

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    Why does getting old have to include injury and wrinkles. Aren't taxes enough?
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    kid: you're the worst mommy in the world me: accept that @madmommies
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    Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her. oh nooo i'm tooo comfy!! shut up
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    anytime I start to lose an argument @madmommies SHUT UP, IDIOT!
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    slate @PleaseBeGneiss humans: happy earth day :) earth: you're destroying me humans: happy :) earth :) day :)))))
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    When a mom friend says she feels like she's lost her mind. @rawmother.hood • You may have noticed I'm not all there myself. >
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    shoutout to mad madam mim who at any moment could make herself look like the woman on the left but chooses to love the ugly old creep that she is on the right @madmommies
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    when I tell the kids it's bedtime an hour early and hubs opens his mouth like "but it's only..." @madmommies go along with this or I'll cut you in half
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    my mom when I complain about being a mom @madmommies That sounds horrible.
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    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I told my 7yo that I'm 38, and she started crying. When I asked why, she said, "I'm just sad because old people die." So now I'm both touched because she loves me so much, and depressed because she obviously thinks my life expectancy is that of a 17th century colonial farmer. >
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    My brain: "Your child wakes you daily at 6am, you need to go to bed earlier." Me: @redyellowgreendance Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. >
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    my kid after I dropped "I'm rubber and you're glue" on him for the first time @madmommies I have no response. That was perfect
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    jaboukie? ❤ @jaboukie your clown name is your first name + your last
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    People who designed children's playgrounds when I was a kid @jacana_mommy ne of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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    when someone asks me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving PO-TA-TOES. @MADMOMMIES
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    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards You know that scene in Home Alone 7 when the family is frantically trying to get to the airport because they slept in, and everyone is running and freaking out? That's basically every parent trying to get their kids ready for school, while also getting themselves ready for work.
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    me every time I crack my back around someone else Did you hear that?! @madmommies
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    ANXIOUSL EVER AFTER No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards Told my 14yo that when I was a kid, there was no saving on games. "You just had to play until you passed." "What happened if your parents asked you to turn it off?" "You had to start the game over." He was shook, you guys. I think he finally understands the hardship of the 80s >
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    When my kid walks past Halloween decorations that have sensors @madmommies *Confused screaming*
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    me and my besties during grey sweatpants season @madmommies
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    Does this come in doormat form? NO PEOPLE bedbathandbeyond.com mommy Cockta
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    く Dating Marriage mommy Cocktail Hey, panini head, So I'm not leaving until you laugh are you even listening to me?
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    mommy MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail My hobbies include eating, sleeping and crying for no apparent reason. I'm basically a toddler with bills.
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    when I'm halfway through my 4th margarita and remember my kid has a flag football game at 7am @madmommies (mariachi band playing "The Sound of Silence")
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    me after overhearing my sons soccer coach tell the kids they don't have to worry about the dragonflies because they eat mosquitos and are an important part of the ecosystem @madmommies
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    my husband cautiously approaching me after I snapped at him, the kids, the dog and gave the house plant in the corner the finger ECIAL KENT 995 BEST VIEW BEST WINGS @madmommies Hey girl. You hungry? 1001 Gaus Sub I
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    parents everywhere after finally sending their kids back to school @B @madmommies Let's go get a drink and smoke a cigarette.
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    Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat There are really only two stages in a woman's life; the early years where you want to be Ariel, and the later years where you want to be Ursula. That's where I am. I'm in the sea hag years.
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    I need to know what kind of salad these women are eating to be this excited. @shepensblog
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    when autocorrect doesn't change snd to and but changes definitly to defiantly @madmommies FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO

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